Yeah sure whatever just like
go kill one of those green bots and bring me its head
I’m not holding my breath.
So uh…funny story!
I have no idea what I’m doing.
I didn’t think it would be this hard. She made it look so easy! What did she even do? She just had to like, smile and you were part of her underground revolution! Was it just easier back then? Is everyone just that much more worthless and pathetic now?
I just
Went to the bar that night to warn them. They didn’t know about the bugs so I just
wanted to warn them. Next thing I knew I was a spy. It was never my intent! I got roped in her words and her strength and her
smile.
And that’s it! That was all I did! I went to work, I did my job, I came to the bar where they had conveniently re-wired the bugs, and I let her know what was happening. I don’t know what they were planning, I don’t know what the final goal was. It was my job not to know because I was the one in the heart of the danger!
All I know is I’m the last one, and I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing. My patience and drive is wearing thin and I don’t know how much longer I can bring myself to care.
And the worst part about all of this is I’m starting to understand Joe.
Completely.
AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH
What the hell are you people even on about!?
I’m hiding in the shadows trying to stage a fucking revolution against an insane and sadistic tyrant
Aided only by the mostly robotic undead alcoholic walking catastrophe
AND YOU WANNA KNOW IF WE’VE FUCKED? YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO INQUIRE ABOUT? JUST CHICK AND ROBOT DUDE SHACKING UP, HUH, WONDER IF THEY’VE GOTTEN TO MAKING HALF ROBOT BABIES YET!? TRULY IN A WORLD THAT IS LITERALLY BURNING AND HUMANS ARE SLAUGHTERED INDISCRIMINATELY THIS IS THE MOST PRESSING ISSUE.
you should all be ashamed.
…..hwat.
wha-YES. YES YOU CA-
…..
ahem
Yeah I uh, guess you can stay if you want or whatever. Yeah I could uh, use some muscle…or whatever it is you’ve got now I guess, until I figure out what the game plan is.
…
right uh
okay cool
(hey yo udont’ know anything about how to repair bikes btw this one prolly needs some help)
I know how to change the oil on a vehicle, my dad taught me. Other than that….afraid not.
wha-YES. YES YOU CA-
…..
ahem
Yeah I uh, guess you can stay if you want or whatever. Yeah I could uh, use some muscle…or whatever it is you’ve got now I guess, until I figure out what the game plan is.
Yeah, all my stuff is packed and it’s safer to travel in the morning. Last night was…nice. It was a nice way to end this time. I’ll still be answering question and talking to you strange random people. Just…from a different spot.
I’d be lying if I said this didn’t make me kinda sad you know? Not sure why, I’m not gonna be that far away. I can visit now and then, check in, make sure he’s eating something other than vodka, make sure the kid isn’t causing any havoc….
I don’t know what Joe plans on doing.
It just feels like all of us in one spot is going to attract something that could…
I don’t know. Something bad.
It’s better this way.
askdrunkjoe replied to your post: Do you have a favorite record?shit i know that tune by heart, i can play it on the guitar.…Heh. I’d imagine if anyone would know it it’d be you, Joe.
Mind playing it for me?
sure thing doc
sure thing
I think I found a place
it smells like shit and there’s broken glass everywhere but it’s something
far away from eyes and ears
I can fix it up
I can start again
I’ve made peace with the past
I’m never going to know what happened or why, probably until it’s too late
it’s time to move on
it was fun though
maybe just one more night
one more night?
girl that’s what they all say
one more turns into four turns into seven turns into years
come on
i’ll get your stuff and clean the place up for you
metal in my arms has to be good for something, right?
But we-
…..
yeah no, guess you’re right
can’t stay here playing games forever
it’s not like I won’t visit or anything…
But dinner is already in the oven and I’ll be damned if anyone is leaving this apartment until they’ve eaten, got it?
